mermaidstailonmyface:

hey do any of u folks want the following URLs bc im not using them and won’t lmao

phan09
09phan
danandphilarecurrentlyfucking
phandomsecrets
phanizreel
g-r-u-n-g-e

also u can run my porn blog mypornisnotonfire bc i don’t want to do anything with it any more and it still has two members that aren’t particularly active!! 

message me with the url u want and u can have it lol

hey do any of u folks want the following URLs bc im not using them and won’t lmao

phan09
09phan
danandphilarecurrentlyfucking
phandomsecrets
phanizreel
g-r-u-n-g-e

also u can run my porn blog mypornisnotonfire bc i don’t want to do anything with it any more and it still has two members that aren’t particularly active!! 

message me with the url u want and u can have it lol

Anonymous

PROMPT: Can u please write a fic where phan is at phils parents house for xmas dinner being all fancy and dan starts to grope phil under the table and give a sneaky handjob (phil tries to stop him but eventually gives in) while the whole time dan is pretending to be all innocent and like chatting with phils mum or somthing. and phils older brother eventually picks up on whats happening & keeps like engaging phil in conversation with their grandma and stuff. phil is not amused. I love your blog x

sorry babe but i don’t write all that much anymore so you’d be better to give this to someone that does <3 

Anonymous

Hello! I'm pretty sure you've had this before but I thought you would like to know that I recently got with my boyfriend and did the sex with him which was my first time, and seriously I had your fics going through my head the whole time and I swear to god the only reason I can give a half decent blow job is because of you, so hey I feel I owe you. Thank you, much love :P xx

ahhhh thats good yay for decent sex, i hope he was good as well! if not send him some links 

Anonymous

IT'S SO COOL YOU AND MANDY GET TO HANG OUT!! also does this mean more of it's all about you will be released soon :D

oh no. i dun goofed. i meant hannah. ahh

eeee yes it is cool but probably not more its all about you bc we’re too busy making out and stuff lol

Anonymous

HOWS UR GF

SHE IS GOOD

look it’s hannah who i wrote that thing with that one time i travelled to australia to see her and stuff yep

hannah   me  
Anonymous

why are u not writing? :( I miss it a lot

i just like… can’t. i dunno. i don’t have the motivation. plus i’m sort of more into larry now and i’ve started writing things for that but i can never finish them, idk what my problem is ;-; i like write and then i read it back and it reads as boring and predictable and bland so i loose the inclination to continue, and idk if i’m just harsher and all my other stuff reads like that anyway now in my opinion or if i’m just not writing like i used to do bc i never remember reading it back with such disappointment at what i’d produced. 

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mermaidstailonmyface

phandom-compliments:

placentaandllamas & mermaidstailonmyface & dannihowell

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